Early Pokémon Adopters Can Adopt A Special Pokémon

Nintendo is giving fast-acting Pokémon fans a little extra incentive to pick up the game when it comes out on March 6. Between the game's launch date and April 10, players will be able to download an exclusive Pokémon via WiFi. Victini is nicknamed the Victory Pokémon, and for good reason. Victini's one-of-a-kind Victory Star ability increases the accuracy of all ally attacks during battles. Nintendo says it's especially useful during the game's new triple battles.

How does it work, you ask? Apparently, Victini is capable of creating an endless source of energy. This being Pokémon, the power is used for fighting instead of solving the energy crises that undermines global stabilization. If this thing was real, I'd put it in a conductive yoke so quickly that he wouldn't even have time to blink those huge blue eyes.

Sorry for the derail. Hey, free Pokémon.