Arm Yourself For The Zombie Apocalypse While Drinking Punch

Warning: If you do not live near Los Angeles, this story will probably make you mad/sad.

Capcom's hosting a special Dead Rising 2 party this Friday night, and you're invited.

Again, if you do not live near Los Angeles, the following might make you mad/sad.

According to the Capcom blog, the game will be the guest of honor at Greene's Hardware Super Sale, at 2147 W Sunset Blvd. in L.A.., from 8 p.m. to midnight this Friday. Check out the game, eat some food, and even have a few chances to win prizes.

If you go, have a great time. Have a great time. You jerk.