Gaming Is A Great Verb, But A Terrible Adjective

I love gaming as a hobby, but whenever someone comes out with a new product specifically marketed to gamers it just comes across as skeevy and exploitive. Why can’t gamers drink normal Mountain Dew and eat Twix like everyone else? Seriously, why do these things exist?

In case you can’t tell what that last one is, it’s a gaming supplement for professional gamers called FPS Brain. It’s supposed to make you…think…faster!

Anybody know of a product I missed? Any of you ever tried some of these?