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Mario Is A Terrible Musician

by Ben Reeves on Nov 08, 2012 at 01:55 PM

Mario should have practiced his flute work a little more in grade school. Look at how much damage he does when he tries to play the warp whistle.

Dorkly imagines how much chaos Mario could unleash if he were tone deaf.