Two Million Bludgeoned To Death With Volition’s Phallus

Saints Row: The Third isn’t afraid to push against cultural mores. Case in point, the game’s giant *** bat, the Penetrator, which has killed over two million denizens of Steelport since the game released.

Volition’s stat tracking has revealed a few other interesting tidbits. More than 5.8 billion people have already been killed in Saints Row: The Third. That’s 19 times the population of the United States, or roughly 85 percent of the global population.

Cumulatively, Saint’s Row player have spent two years in their birthday suits, streaking through the streets of Steelport. In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps and prostitutes have been dispatched, which roughly twice the population of Texas. And finally, 650 hot dog mascots have been cooked to death by players with flamethrowers.

If you’d like to track some of your own stats, THQ has released a new community-tracking feature set on the SaintsRow website. See how you rank among other Saints Row: The Third players in a number of disturbing categories, and then track your actions in in real time on the Steelport community map.