Video: How To Get Cataclysm On Launch Day

The greatest action star of our generation (Jason Statham, duh) has put together an instructional video detailing the best method to make sure you'll be able to log into World of Warcraft: Cataclysm as soon as possible. That's almost certainly what this video is. Trust us.

And when a grease fight breaks out, as it is almost certain to do, remember: Just rip the pedals off of a bicycle, strap them to your feet, and you're good to go.