We Should Hire This Dude To Do All Our Unboxings

We do the occasional unboxing video, but I have a feeling they'd be a whole lot more popular if we had access to a dynamo of entertainment like this dude. In this video our esteemed (and shirtless) host opens Fallout: New Vegas, mistakes poker chips for pogs, discusses a Where's Waldo of the apocalypse, and is possibly sporting The Rock's brahma bull tattoo.

UPDATE!:

Someone claiming to be the dude in this video wrote on my profile that it is not in fact The Rock's tattoo. Rather, it is a zombie head with a machete through it. I hope this clears up any confusion.