Get Confused By This New Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep Trailer

Here's what I know after watching this 7-minute trailer for Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep - being a Keyblade Master is a thing, Peter Pan and Chip & Dale are involved somehow, a dude that looks like every JRPG protagonist ever wants to sleep with Snow White, Mickey Mouse is plotting something with a wizard, Donald Duck's kids have an ice cream-based minigame, and I thought I saw the Trauma Team at some point.

If you can't tell already, I haven't played much of the Kingdom Hearts series (although I've opened hundreds of reader art entries featuring its characters). I'm not sure if my confusion over this trailer has to do with my inexperience with the games, or if it's just a naturally confusing series. The appearance of Chip & Dale make me lean towards the latter, however.

If you're a series fan, check out the trailer below. And maybe you can explain to me what the hell is going on.