Game Infarcer's Darth Clark's New Modeling Career

No member of the GI staff is more controversial than Game Infarcer editor-in-chief Darth Clark. Clark's no-holds-barred editorials have angered our readers for years, and his often-inaccurate reporting has made our annual April "news" insert reviled in the industry. In the vein of multi-talented artists like Tyra Banks, however, it looks like Darth Clark is pursuing a modeling career.

Recently, Game Informer reader David Salguero was nice enough to email us with this picture of the cover of The Good Enough Teen: Raising Adolescents With Love and Acceptance (Despite How Impossible They Can Be) by Brad E. Sachs, PhD.

Darth is certainly a troubled teen, but frankly we've read the book and we still can't manage to deal with this kid. We think it stems from his angst over looking like the younger, juvenile delinquent brother of Malcolm in the Middle's Frankie Muniz.

Note: this story should IN NO WAY be taken as a sign that Darth Clark is actually a fictional character we made from some random "teenager" picture we got from an online collection of stock photo art. Because that would be crazy.