BioShock 2 Plush Toys & Needles Now Available In Stores

Remember when toys were dangerous? Hot Wheels were made out of metal, GI Joe figures fired missiles, and every neighborhood was home to a kid who suffered a horrible lawn dart injury. Today's kids play with plastic cars, lame movie-based GI toys, and they don't even know what a lawn dart is. NECA's latest line of BioShock merchandise harks back to the good ol' "you'll shoot your eye out" days.

The first toy, a replica of the Big Daddy plushy carried by a Little Sister in BioShock 2, may look adorable, but if you try to cuddle with it, the rotocast plastic head will likely make you look like a splicer. The second toy, an Eve Hypo needle, speaks for itself. And before you tell yourself that this game is for adults and the toys should be too, remember who carries them in the game. Even if you buy them for yourself, your little girl will likely fall in love with them, and become a freak of nature/awesome. Both of these items are available today, just in time for BIoShock 2's midnight launch.Both carry a SRP of $24.99.