Yea u wanna know whats not cute?

im laughing so hard as i write this because ppl actually do just this on the daily lol. and u know what else? their fine with it. booger spalunking is not a good trade to pick up and it shouldnt be, i mean come on now, ur boogers have germs in them, their gooey and gushy and gooey. especially when ur sick and u wanna dig for ur brain, thats not good. ppl get sick, they dig their nose. ppl r at work, they dig their nose. at a funeral, guess what? theres massive nose digging going on and we really need to stop the tragedy of the "Booger Spalunk".

yea of course when i was a kid i went so far as to eat my own boogers, but dont u go pointing the finger, u did it too, don lie(please lie). it was natural, unconsciounable, i did it without paying much attention to it, and u know what that was fine. but now, to be a grown man or woman, sitting in a laundromat or that all important interview, and the mother and father of all boogers slides to the tip of ur nose, leave it alone!!! dont dig for it because theres no tissue anywhere. and oh what if u do huh? and ur like half a finger up there and ur future boss walks in or the laudromat suddenly fills with luvly sexy chicks (or guys for u femal readers) and ur finger deep in ur brain through ur nose, then what? im just saying. it happens lol.

so lets stop treasure hunting for boogers ppl, lets leave the fight for a free nostril to the Kleenex' and the Charmins of the world. keep ur pointer out of there, before it gets stuck or sumthing.:3

p.s. please forgive my randomness, and ur welcome for the stupidity.

Comments
  • What the hell?

  • in an answer to your question, would you accept "shorthand 'txting' as a writing style and lack of structure and punctuation" as 'not cute'?

  • Kids, from now on you should stay away from this stupidity!

  • Ironic, considering the picture of yourself you have on your profile page.

  • I have no comment on this blog post, yet I would like to say that is a hilarious picture inserted above the text.

    Nice work :p

  • Hilarious

  • I have nothing important to say on this matter. But THAT is funny. Lol.

  • lol