Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

by Matt Helgeson on Oct 01, 2009 at 07:20 AM

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Got back from Tokyo on Monday. It was my first time in the city, and my first time attending TGS. Frankly, the Tokyo Game Show was a bit of a disappointment. I had built up a lot of expectations about it from hearing stories from coworkers over the years, so I was anticipating an insane spectacle on the level of E3. What I got was a convention center filled with a few big booths, but a lot of small time companies and empty space. Don't get me wrong, there were a lot good games there. Capcom in particular had some great titles, and getting to play Splinter Cell: Conviction for the first time was as awesome as I had hoped.

One thing that didn't disappoint was Tokyo. It's really an amazing city. There are strange and wonderful things lurking around every corner, and the people there are some of the nicest in the world.

It's also the best shopping city in the universe for a dork like me. Weird t-shirts, strange and sometimes vaguely offensive toys -- Tokyo has it all. While I was there, I tried to capture some of the weird stuff I saw. In this blog, I thought I share it with you.

 

Tommy Lee Jones runs this country.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Jeff spent like $700 at this place.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Football at 25 stories above sea level.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

They might have to change this game's name if it comes to America.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

With a menu like this, you know you're in for some serious ramen.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

This is my own personal philosophy.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Grateful Dead Forever? Sure...but still puzzled over the use of the Disney font.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Cool shirt, but Satanic Emperor Vol. 2 is SO much better.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

When Detroit Rock City just won't cut it...

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Donnie Darko, meet Lane Bryant.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

This t-shirt brings up a lot of good points.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Everybody's got their own oppidan.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

The world's first grunge boy band!

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Lil' Jon's favorite candy

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Makes you think....

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Where everybody knows your name, and hat size.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Last night, a cheap purse saved my life

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

A shirt for sexxxy coyotes.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Imagine if we could combine the powers of the Colonel and Ronald McDonald? It would be a power much greater than you could possibly imagine...

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

The Garden of Eden, 8-bit style

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

A fine sentiment....

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

The Good Witch of Sale Prices!

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Crap Your Hands, Say Yeah

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

I really hope this isn't a t-shirt for some sort of cat pornography.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Lego Che

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

The Passion of the Ultramen

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Even the Holgas are cute here

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

 

Seriously, it's like they're not even playing fair with nerds in this country.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

In a small but significant way this was the thing that most surprised me in Japan.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Daniel Johnston, Elvis, Kurdt, reunited.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Nominations for a new Mt. Rushmore?

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

This picture says a lot about Japan.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

Sadly, we never found it...I'd like to imagine the ghost of Luther Vandross was there in spirit.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

This poodle knows what's up.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

A five story arcade...the mothership...

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

At the 8-Bit Cafe, a retro video game bar. See the two sugar capsules in the test tube? That's why this drink is called the "Dr. Mario."

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog

And what better way to end than Jeff Goldblum, the greatest actor of our times, in action figure form? Comes complete with 3.5 inch floppy disc.

Weird Stuff I Saw In Japan While Attending TGS: The Blog