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Rudolph Gets The Night Off On Bethesda's Holiday Card

by Andrew Reiner on Dec 19, 2011 at 08:00 AM

What's better than an obnoxious reindeer with a light-up nose? A dragon that can turn him into venison and guide the sleigh at night. Bethesda's holiday card shows that a dragon is worth eight reindeer in towing capacity. Also, that moon shot from E.T. will never die.

We know that Santa's sack is supposed to be full of toys. Since this is Skyrim, it's probably full of wooden plates, goblets, pies, and human flesh.