Overheard #12: Editors Say The Darndest Things

For some time I kept a blog on Game Informer online documenting the wild and crazy things my colleagues say on a daily basis. Even though the blog series fell off the radar, I've still been keeping a long running tab of some of the most notable things said around the office. So without further ado, enjoy the latest addition to the Overheard collection.

Dan (to Jeff M): “Do you have any idea how many emails you’re going to get for calling Kerrigan from Starcraft ‘some creepy sex demon’ in this month's GI Spy?”
Adam: “What caption are you talking about?”
Dan: “This one where it says ‘Meagan and a reader stand next to some creepy sex demon at Blizzcon’.”
Meagan (takes off headphones): “Did I just hear ‘Meagan’ and ‘creepy sex demon’ in the same sentence???”

"You really are shooting tacos." [Bryan to Jeff C as he controls a flying taco stand]

“Hey, Ben, you have a huge package downstairs.” [Bryan]

“Can you Mindjack two guys at once?” [Ben Hanson]

“We get drunk. We see what happens. And then I wake up with a fat chick.” [Dan]

Miller: "Are you eating honey out of the bottle?"
Reiner: "I’M EATING HONEY OUT OF THE BOTTLE! Just walking around doing lines of honey."

"That’s where you keep your nipple, huh? Now I know that." [Tim to Miller]

“I just got some balls!” [Annette plays Pokemon]

“It’s like armpit 1.5.” [Ben Reeves]

“You should just pee in your pants. It’s the coolest!” [Jeff M]

"I’m skating my pants off." [Joe]

"That’s something a crazy person does – eats out of a bag of pancakes." [Jeff M]

Tim: "I think it was three packs of gum ago."
Dan: "That’s a weird way of telling time."

“Annette, can I have your socks? Mine stink.” [Ben Hanson during Smashathon]

"It's like single white female up in here -- except Puerto Rican." [Jeff M]

Jeff M: “WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?!”
Tim: “I hope your *** ears take off your headphones...uh, what?”

Tim: "You're a ***. People die making salt."
Jeff M: "Were they part slug?"

"If it were Yoda’s torso why would he have his name on it? He’s not 2Pac." [Jeff C]

“That’s my porn laugh.” [Ben Hanson]

“Ben ate a sticker?” [Dan]

“Boobs, are you ready for the future? The future of boobs.” [Joe gets weird emails addressed to "Boobs"]

"I got another boobs email. Boobs, be on the lookout…I always am. [Joe]

“That’s not something people do. Were they imitating a puppy while wearing  a weird costume?" [Ben Hanson]

"THAT’S NOT HOW YOU ARMY!" [Tim]

"I had to euthanize the dad from A Christmas Story." [Tim]

"Jack Bauer killed so many white monkeys with a stick." [Dan]

"Do you guys ever take pictures of things in public restrooms?" [Joe]

“My phone autocorrects 'Sunday' to 'sub day.' Now it’s got me thinking whether or not sub day is a thing and if I’ve been missing out on sandwiches.” [Tim]

“I woke up with a headache. I might be pregnant.” [Ben Reeves]

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