Prove Your Love Of Gaming With This Million Dollar Controller

Do you love gaming on your Xbox 360? Do you want to prove how baller you are? Is baller a word that people still use? Whatever your answers, you'll almost certainly want to pick up Evil Controllers' new Ultimate Controller, a $1 million dollar, diamond-encrusted masterpiece.

The Ultimate Controller is encrusted with 60k diamonds and plated in 14k gold. The A, B, X, and Y buttons have been replaced by peridot, blue topaz, citrine, and ruby, respectively, and the guide button is now made out of the ultra-rare and impressive unobtanium.

I know what you're thinking. $1 million seems like an awful lot of money for a controller, but don't worry too much: You'll get free shipping...after the two to three years of production time necessary. Check it out on the Evil Controllers site.