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blizzcon 2010

Our Top 10 BlizzCon 2010 Pickup Lines

by Tim Turi on Oct 22, 2010 at 08:00 AM

So you’re waiting in line to play the newest demo of Diablo III when some sweet thing accidentally knocks your Murlock plushie out of your hands. They pick it up, hand it over, and offer an apologetic smile. Then you say…

10. “I’m a quest giver, not a taker, baby.”

9. “Save your gold, I’ve got your epic mount right here, sugar lumps.”

8. “I’ve got the experience, but I’m always down for a little grinding, honey pie.”

7. “We can take it slow. I won’t make you Zerg rush into this.”

6. “You’re heart is colder than Icecrown Citadel, but I’m fire-specced, dollface.”

5. “If you think Cataclysm is an epic expansion, wait until I unequip my gear.”

4. “I think we’re soulbound to be with one another.”

3. “What’s your profession? Because I think you’re enchanting me.”

2. “Let’s get under the sheets and spawn some Overlords.”

1. “Roses are red, violets are blue, your loot drop is purple, and I love you.”


We had a bunch of totally awesome Diablo pick-up lines ready, but we would rather hear your's. Channel your inner Deckard Cane and post them below.