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Muscle March Being Brought To U.S. WiiWare, May Be Weirdest Game On Platform
The existence of Muscle March reaffirms my faith in the fundamental insanity of the human race, in a good way. There's something profound about the fact that a team of software developers thought that it would be a good idea to make a game about a bunch of roided-out, banana hammock-clad dudes (and one lady [I think?] and a polar bear) chasing each other around while matching each others' muscle-displaying poses. Also, there are penguins.
Even crazier: It's coming to the U.S. on WiiWare. I expect this kind of brain-cramping goofiness in Japan, but here? Namco Bandai is making an unusual but kind of awesome decision with this.
I swear I'm not making it up. There's video and everything!