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Casting Call: Grand Theft Auto
We've seen plenty of gaming properties turn into movies over the years, most with disappointing results. There have been rumblings of a GTA movie in the past, such as that time Rockstar had to shoot down Variety's report about Eminem starring in one. If Rockstar does eventually come around to the idea, however, I'm bringing Casting Call back to give them a helping hand.
If you're familiar with our previous Casting Calls for Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Gears of War, Uncharted, and Devil May Cry, you're used to this mix of legitimately good ideas and patently stupid ones. Also, imagine that this hypothetical film incorporates major characters from every game from GTA III forward. Don't think too hard about it, as it's mostly just me finding pictures that kinda look like other pictures.
Carl Johnson - Jamie Hector
Zero - David Cross
Officer Tenpenny - Samuel L. Jackson
Lance Vance - 1989 Arsenio Hall
Claude - Morrissey
Brucie Kibbutz - Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
Luis Lopez - Drake
Gay Tony - Robert Downey, Jr.
Johnny Klebitz - Bill Goldberg
Billy Grey - James Remar
Roman Bellic - Nick Frost
Big Smoke - E-40
Yusif Amir - Paul Ben-Victor
Niko Bellic - Dan Ryckert
Tommy Vercetti - Minecraft Guy