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Waging a constant war against reality, Joe is always on the lookout for a good escape. Apart from gaming, Joe's primary weapons in this battle are reading, watching anime, and playing D&D, where he is currently a halfling rogue with a tendency to contract debilitating illnesses. Joe plays his games into the ground, mercilessly conquering every sidequest and minigame, and he will continue to do so until real-life has more save points, plot twists, and attack buttons.
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Handle |
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The Real American Gamer |
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Expertise |
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RPGs, Adventure, Strategy, Platform, Puzzle |
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Interests |
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Watching The Friday The 13th Series Start To Finish (Why Did Jason Go To Manhattan?), Tricking Ben Into Watching BloodRayne 2 (Chump!), The Host, Watching Fans Of Stupid Shows Suffer (Thank You, Writers’ Strike!) |
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Dislikes |
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The Fact Dexter Only Airs Once Per Week, Luis The Oft-Forgotten Gamer (Worst Co-worker Ever!), Restaurants With “Tugg” In Their Names |
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Current Favorite Games |
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Mass Effect, Assassin’s Creed, SimCity Societies, Guitar Hero III: Legends Of Rock, Tony Hawk’s Proving Ground
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Favorite Movies |
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Princess Mononoke, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Back to the Future II, Serial Experiments Lain, Hero (The Jet Li one, not the Dustin Hoffman one), Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory |
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Favorite TV Show |
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Undisclosed mystery show undoubtedly containing ludicrous amounts of gore and punching... probably |
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Favorite Books |
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The Count of Monte Cristo, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Catch-22, Ender's Game, Jennifer Government |
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Favorite Music |
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Tom Waits, Small Change, Dan Bern, Fifty Eggs, Strength in Numbers, Telluride Sessions, They Might Be Giants, Long Tall Weekend |
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Favorite Websites |
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brunching.com, homestarrunner.com, fark.com, penny-arcade.com, bradthegame.com, nationstates.net |
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Beverage And Snack of Choice |
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Skittlebrau and Moon Waffles |
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If I Was Stranded On A Desert Island
And I Could Have Only One game It Would Be |
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Final Fantasy XI |
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If I Resembled A Videogame
Character It Would Be |
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Max from Sam & Max Hit the Road |
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My Idea Of A Perfect Day Is |
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It would start of with a few crank calls to local convenience stores, then a sunset walk on the beach to punt seagulls, followed by some erotic baked goods... oh, wait. The question is perfect day, not date, eh? Whatever. It's pretty much the same, regardless. |
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Email |
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joe@gameinformer.com
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